Into the next field which was full of hillbilly inbreads and they were having a massive orgy. He asked could he join in and .......
bodean and cletus said course you can boy,so long as you dont let elrod catch you ramming his favourite boar,suddenly daz sold martin to the hillbillys and martin began to smile again it had been a while since he was wanted and it brought back fond memories of him sleeping with his father and 5 uncles when he was growing up in the wanky warrinton he knew as a child....
She woke up from her nightmare and realised that Hondas are no match for triumphs, relieved she decided to celebrate by treating herself to an earthshattering
but then she woke up and remembered how shit the honda gearbox was thanked the lord she had a triumph........
the local bicycle constable offered to race her as he said if he cant beat that triumph piece of shite up the cat and fiddle he will hang up his ......
Speed camera he uses to try and catch out honest hard working folk and do some real police work, so 1,2,3 and they were off down the street.....
and sue tried all kind of tactics just to keep him site but alas the poor triumph just did'nt have the legs the bobby had and he had ate a 3 course meal before a starvin sue entered the cat and fiddle public house carpark, dehydrated she slid off her not so trusty steed,to be greeted by the now laughing policeman who said "you took so long i was almost a sleeping one",so now red faced with embaressment slinked off to the little girls room and....
there on the side of the sink was a news paper and the front page headlines were,MAN ON A CRAPPY BLACKBIRD IMPERSONATES A POLICE MAN it turned out that the man she had just raced was a dirty old pervert that liked to dress up as a police man and go round flashing to young school girls so she...............
went outside to call the real police when she noticed the dirty old pervert was'nt johhny after all! the rider had taken his black visored helmet off and it was.....
CBR1mike......the dirty pervert...he got on johhny's bike and rode off in search off some school girls, he was next spotted by the police out side the nearest school where he got out his.........
bottomed truncheoned by a female officer who's son went to that school,mike was so thrilled by the truncheoning he made it right for him to go back to the school on P.E. day so he could get another one...
