martin's SP2.....martin was very angry and chased johnnyrotten with a hammer to smash his back doors in when......
daz said its ok martin i will do it i have fancied johnnyrotten for years so daz and johnny made love and then........
hills breakers that is..... looking for bits for another retro project dug up by the time team in deepest darkest...
Used it to pleasure goats first and then suck on the pipe as he loved the taste of goat flange so much he.....
Almost made a sticky mess in the his trousers, but managed to compose himself and said I'm a 1 sheep mani cannot be unfaithful on my baaaarbera but I thn.....
Saw another shep sexilly walking by and he could not help himself and wanted to be inside it, so he drugged it and when it was asleep he had his wicked way. When he had finished the deed he turned round to find .......
so they rubbed it on their members and waited patiently for the one in front to finish but when it was daz's turn he saw the sheeps face and recoiled in horror as it was the sheep daz lost his virginity to 35 years before!and she promised on that windswept night she would be faithful to him and never......
He was devastated his one true love had turned into the village bike/sheep.....he could not go on anymore so he decided to end his pain....but just as he was about to hang him self from the nearest tree..... he saw in the distance a beautiful cow with massive udders!!!!!!!blowing in the wind and an amazing bottom he was in love again......
he fumbled in his pocket anxiously trying to find his rusty old penknife before the rope tightened around his neck, and just before the last breath was squeezed from his mortal soul the last uncut strand snapped and daz breathed again just before he landed face first into a fresh dollop of......
shit that he did him self as the life was being squeezed out of him...he stood up and ran over to the cow and......
promptly got a hoof in his shit covered face, as he was sckrikin the cow turned and looked at him and said see that mon over there?,daz wiped the tears and shit from his eyes and saw a big snarling 2 horned beast, y-y-y-es daz said now terrified, well hes the only one shaggin me laughed the cow and before daz could say another word he heard the thunder like sound......
off jaffa running towards him with his big pot belly and massive ....... , he put his head down and tossed daz straight over the fence.........
