it'ss a blank page. fill it. i'll start.... so i was sat on the edge of my chair, skinning avocados with freshly cut nails, wondering if there was a way to beat the weather, and decided the way forward was to start tunnelling.....
....away at daz's pet sheep thinking after ive shot mi load,and wiped me old man on the soft clean fleece i'd.........
pop it back inside the zipped compartment of my trousers, but then in walked a gorgeous brunette with big tits ..so...
which had prieviously been inside a tramps rusty sheriffs badge trying to extract a cucumber that accidently fell up there but she ..
It's Sue's white street triple in a snow covered field full of sheep and covered in cum from a dogging session
fungally infected little toe, lifting off the nail, puss oozing out over the beige carpet, leaving a nasty foul smelling stain, reminiscent of the famous dress worn by monika lewinsky. Panicking, i scrubbed it hard with a rusty brillo pad and
...as i was on all fours my mothers rumoured to be perverted boyfriend walked out of her bedroom and said did you mention monica, well if you dont smoke on MY ceegar, i'l force you to ........
