use your imagination...

Dave......decided to take the plunge and visit the doctor, he realised that he was more women than man and was time for a sex change
while waiting in the waiting room in walked jaffa with his allergic reaction tinky winky, dave told him why he was there and jaffa said sod that
for a game of soldiers i'm off......

 

to find a man that dresses like a lady and rides

 

bulls at the rodeo cos he thought all these bikers were wankers

 

wanting to put on a dress and ask everyone to call him Shirley but Dave...

 

Suggested he was more of a Michele and oh did he fancy a night on the tiles ? .......

Sent using the force

 

so off he danced to the local ladyboy club,where he thought if would find the man of his dreams and......

 

Spend the rest of his life in high heels and leather chaps down at the blue oyster bar serveing cocktails to .....

Sent using the force

 

drunken american sailors who it seems like to gang rape ladyboys with their golden rivets...

 

where he met a young lad called Perry, who was a wannabe mix-master DJ so he gave it to him large!

(nicked from my favourite film of all time)

 

bending him over the nearest pool table he got more than one black ball in his back pocket...

 

As well as a face full of

Sent using the force

 

sick the phillapino whore threw up,after sucking on big winstons huge black.....

 

Throbbing puss infected scab encrusted

 

arm stump

 

that he had to get cut off because he got it stuck up a

 

a ducati exhaust as he tried to retreive his bellend when it.....

 

back fired and sent him flying through the air with his maggot out and hitting johnnyrotten in the face....

 

urgghh shouted johnny this black grape tastes disgusting and spat it out 0nto..

 

Passing on an unexpected virus which has the recipient dancing naked whilst believing ......

Sent using the force