the wrong side , it's an alternate universe Roosters are male and dont lay eggs and even if they did an egg is ovoid and doesnt have sides ?
A completely black dog was strolling down a road during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for hours. As the dog crosses the centre of the road a range rover with 2 broken headlights speeds towards it, but manages to swerve out of the way just in time. How could the driver see the dog to swerve in time?
Side lights ? Or the dog had a collar on with a light on it ? Just got it ! Would said blackout of occurred during the day or the night
Tom It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Correct sir The full answer would be Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die
"nothing" A man an his son were out on a drive when they crash, the dad is killed instantly, the ilttle boy was rushed to hospital and needed surgery. The surgeon said I cannot operate on this boy as he is my child. What relation is the boy to the surgeon? Tony
His mother It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?
Man ? Four legs meaning crawling (as a baby) 2 legs when it grows, then 3 legs when they get old and use a stick ?
