Get your brains working

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fat Bob, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    "short" you ad "er" to the end :p

    What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
     
  2. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    Er a wiver zzzzz
     
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  3. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    A river :)
     
  4. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    How many animals do I have if all but 3 are dogs, all but 3 are cats, all but 3 are pigs and all but 3 are cows?
     
  5. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    Ey u!

    Assuming the earth revolves anticlockwise, if an arctic fox spends its entire life facing south, which side will have the most fur?
     
  6. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    The outside ?
     
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  7. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    4
     
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  8. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    im in a tunnel 10 ft wide and 10ft tall . on my shoulder is a ladder 24 ft long . i get to the end of the tunnel and its blocked off !!

    i can't take the ladder of my shoulder or walk backwards ! HOW DO I GET OUT ????
     
  9. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Climb up the ladder ?
     
  10. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    A train travels from Communist north korea to south korea it is 10 carriages long , as the first 4.5 carriages cross the border the train derails. Where do they bury the survivors?
     
  11. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    You dont bury survivors :)
     
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  12. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    oi !!! ;)
     
  13. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    Put the bloody ladder down :mellow::mellow:

    Tony
     
  14. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    how many lightbulbs does it take to change a woman ?

    and when you've worked that one out....

    whats the difference between a 1.25L bottle of fairy liquid and a 1.25L bottle of diet coke?
     
  15. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    Fairy liquid Is drinkable

    Tony
     
  16. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Anyone got an Answer to Daves (Winkmaster) ? Its wrecking my head haha
     
  17. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    no. i'd like to know how he got a 24ft ladder down there lol!
     
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  18. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    teleport :bleh:
     
  19. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    leave the ladder on your shoulder, turn round and walk forwards back the way you came ;)
     
  20. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    I thought of that but how?
     

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