Get your brains working

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fat Bob, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    i may have missed an important bit from the question lol!!!
    however 4200 joules is the amount of energy needed to HEAT water per degree per kg.
    so....................
     
  2. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    a riddle.

    2 coins add up to 25p but one of them isnt a 5p!!

    Its easy :)
     
  3. foxysbanana

    foxysbanana I am the resurrection and I am the light VIP Member

    way to technical for a numpty joiner but the is simpler questions to answer .How can you nearly miss a bus? ,can you have a big dwarf?,can you be late for a bus or just early for the next one?,,,,,,mmmmmm i wounder lonely as a cloud
     
  4. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Petrolhead. too easy. 20p and a 5p.
    Said ONE cant be a five pence. not both
     
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  5. Digger

    Digger Danger Scouse

    Think of a colour.

    Double it.

    Add five.

    Multiply it by banana.

    Take away twenty three.

    The answer is........
     
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  6. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Custard
     
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  7. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    moon minge?
     
  8. Digger

    Digger Danger Scouse


    Was that a guess you jammy sod.
     
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  9. Digger

    Digger Danger Scouse

    Nearly mate,I can see were you went wrong.
     
  10. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time. If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if you leave the chicken with the grain he will eat it. How can you get all three across safely?
     
  11. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    Put the chicken in the oven on gas mark 6 for 30 mins with some seasoning. Fox won't eat grain job done

    Tony
     
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  12. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    But what about the farmer ? What will he do with his jar of mayonnaise ?
     
  13. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    What is special about the following sequence of numbers?

    8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0
     
  14. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Take the chicken over first. Go back and bring the grain next, but instead of leaving the chicken with the grain, come back with the chicken. Leave the chicken on the first side and take the fox with you. Leave it on the other side with the grain. Finally, go back over and get the chicken and bring it over.

    and the numbers ........ are in alphabetical order.
     
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  15. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    if it takes four men a day to dig a hole 4ft wide 4 ft deep and 4ft across how long does it take four men to dig half a hole ???
     
  16. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Cant dig half a hole :) once you have started digging you have already created said hole :)
     
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  17. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    What weighs more a tonn of bricks or a ton of feathers? :ph34r::ph34r:

    Tony
     
  18. kaos

    kaos Administrator VIP Member

    A tonne is the same whether it be bricks or feathers :p


    What runs but never walks?
     
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  19. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    They weigh the same :) both a ton
     
  20. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Theres a pond 9ft radious, dead in the centre is a frog, it cannot swim, there are lilly pads at every 3ft, how many lilly pads will it take for the frog to reach the side of the pond?
     
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