50 shades...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Woody, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Where the f*ck did that cone from Martin

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  2. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    just think in general people should concentrate more on their partner's pleasure before their own... that way they'd both enjoy each other a lot more.
    respect to those who feel the same. :)
    if you want rampant sex youve got to feel sexy and make an effort to turn your partner on.... but it's hard to do that if you arent attracted to them lol!

    before anyone comments btw, im not referring to anyone in particular.... just in general...
    like the blokes who are obsessed with footy or xbox and their gf is bored shitless and can only get off with her vibe.

    an the women with minges like the wilds of borneo... and big wooly bloomers, no make-up except when theyre out with their mates.... how the fk is that supposed to inspire us blokes.


    im just as much to blame meself tbh :/
    (no i dont mean i wear big knickers....but i never did find out who sent me them smelly ones the other mth...)
     
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  3. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Ha ha I thought that was called love mate :lol:

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  4. Lou_cbr

    Lou_cbr Smurf

    this thread gets more and more depressing!!! ;)

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  5. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    I know Lou wtf is he thinking :lmfao:
     
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  6. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    if all else fails..... DUCT TAPE
     
  7. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    I'm writing the sequel to this one. It will be called fifty shades of gravy .....defo going to be saucy !
     
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  8. Chaz573

    Chaz573 New Member

    I have no interest in this book and tbh i think its really sad :mellow: i will not be following the crowd on this one!
     
  9. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Dave that's actually very funny well done :lol:

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  10. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

    Just got 50 shades of grey and Can't work out what all the fuss is about
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  11. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    your abit young for this chaz 1

    has mum explained the birds and the bees yet ? or have you explained them to her ??? lol
     
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  12. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Now now behave! :D
     
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  13. Chaz573

    Chaz573 New Member

    Dave!!! I'm 18 not 8 hahaha
     
  14. sean918rrv

    sean918rrv New Member

    Pure Genius

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    not sure how to put pics on but hope you can veiw :)
     
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  15. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Ha ha love that
     
  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    I'm laughing !
     
  17. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    I was in a waiting room at Litherland walk in centre on Friday with my son. There was 3 women all sat with kindles all i could think about was this thread!!
     
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  18. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

  19. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Wth have I was watched........ Lmao
     

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