Right misses has been reading number one and she quiet likes it. As I've been off work due to the recent crash I started to have a little read.... Ive now almost finished the second :/ So what do you think of women reading porn on buses? Frankly I'm worried what it's going to do to her! The books are ok but there is a tad to much sex....(such thing?)
great book. not read it but loads of lads i know are getting a lot more action since their missus started reading it!!!
I dunno guys, I've read this thing it's pretty detailed :S Don't see how the feck they will make a movie of it, it'll have to be on redtube or something!
just watch geordie shore on mtv never heard the work cock so much in my life its a brave new world matey and one where women arnt as shy about sex as they used to be
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/0099579936/ref=cm_cr_dp_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0 Some people dont like it haha
Fancy reading the chav edition As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight. It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time. Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you. As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same. My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from Farm Foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids Mega Drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted "Again, again!" so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which was rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections.
Ha ha all my friends are reading this and love it i think all men should read this it would be so educational
Misses has just asked me to not let the book change everything in the bedroom pmsl!!! She's scared....
Oh Lord :mellow::mellow: what the hell that was like being off work sick and having to watch the Jeremy Kyle show! Tony
