50 shades...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Woody, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Probly not the more i read the less of a man i become :S
     
  2. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    At least u dont have to lick ur fingers ......
     
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  3. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    I thort books like that were for bored houswives or for people who were lacking a bit in the bedroom.
     
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  4. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    I've broken some part of every limb so my bedroom ain't exactly singing :/
     
  5. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Whats up with ur tongue m8, lmao
     
  6. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    I can't keel down ;)
     
  7. gmercer1

    gmercer1 New Member

    Get her squatting ;))
     
  8. Lee711

    Lee711 Carpe Diem.. VIP Member

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  9. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

  10. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

    Quality Lee!
     
  11. Digger

    Digger Danger Scouse

    dont know what all the fuss is about,I just gave the missus 49 shades of pink and one white. :lmfao:
     
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  12. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Ha ha love it lol
     
  13. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    It should be 50 shades if jizz
     
  14. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i parked up at a mini tescos car park to make a phone call, the woman parked next to me was reading this book with a grin on her face!

    she had sent her hubbie and kids into tescos to shop while she had a wank ... i mean read ! i was waiting for her to starting playing with herself lol !!!
     
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  15. Elli0t

    Elli0t New Member

    you know when you walk in half way through a conversation.... :doh: :lol:

    the book is a bit bland. :huh:
     
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  16. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Dirty boy
     
  17. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Wtf I can't believe I read all that, now where's them sheep hiding tonight, I hope the ss have given up looking for me :D

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  18. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    your the first to give a negative reaction Ella !! and thats from a girl ? :shades:
     
  19. Elli0t

    Elli0t New Member

    in all honesty i thought it was badly written and very samey. a colleague at work said it was good.

    but i guess running is exciting if you've only ever walked before. :shades:
     
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  20. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    tbh its a fact that some blokes havent got a fkin clue how to satisfy a woman.
    they just selfishly use them as wank bags until they get bored then eventually just cbfa any more.

    but saying that, some women are so boringly hung up and unadventurous it's unreal.
    no wonder they get so bored and no wonder their blokes go out fkin whores instead.

    if this magical book wakes up some dormant women then great.... maybe if they try being more sexy and turn their blokes on theyd have a bit more fun in the bedroom without resorting to reading about the exploits of others ;)
     
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