Started my new job on the tesco burger counter today. It's a bit boring, well to be more precise it's like flogging a dead horse ! :lmfao:
I've been eating those tesco burgers and have found my self craving sugar cubes, eating, oats and my breath stinks, on the other day hand my cock has grown to a foot and I can legally shit in the street!!!!!!
Went for dinner in the tesco cafe the other day and orders burger and chips, the woman serving asks me "do you want anything on the burger love?" I promptly replied "yes please love, a fiver each way!"