Wot ! No Tesco burger jokes ?

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Fruit Bat, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    Going off topic slightly, apparently a camel toe was found in a pair of Primark leggings.
     
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  2. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    And unlike a dog, HMV vouchers ARE just for Christmas!
     
  3. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

    Fk horse meat, I'd be more worried about these!!!
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  4. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i prefer tomos pic of the nice couple making a burger that cracked me up that
     
  5. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    veggies are shittin themselves too, they've heard their meals are full of uni-quorn
     
  6. Bebbaloon

    Bebbaloon New Member

    Started my new job on the tesco burger counter today. It's a bit boring, well to be more precise it's like flogging a dead horse ! :lmfao:
     
  7. Bebbaloon

    Bebbaloon New Member

    Just had one of those tesco horse burgers, now I've got the trots :lmfao:
     
  8. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    Tesco horse burger eh? there always horsein' around.
     
  9. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    Has anyone checked the Cock-a-Leeky Soup????????
     
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  10. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

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  11. Adam

    Adam New Member

  12. Stu.P

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  13. Lee Cych

    Lee Cych New Member

    I've been eating those tesco burgers and have found my self craving sugar cubes, eating, oats and my breath stinks, on the other day hand my cock has grown to a foot and I can legally shit in the street!!!!!!
     
  14. gsxstu

    gsxstu New Member

    nothing wrong with a horse burger you like them in the long run.
     
  15. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    Went for dinner in the tesco cafe the other day and orders burger and chips, the woman serving asks me "do you want anything on the burger love?"

    I promptly replied "yes please love, a fiver each way!"
     
  16. John78

    John78 VIP Member VIP Member

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