Wot ! No Tesco burger jokes ?

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Fruit Bat, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

    So they are starting to do the rounds so lets have your best offers.

    I bought some Tesco beef burgers the other day, checked the sell by date. Aaaand they're off !


    Tesco burgers are perfect for a stable diet !
     
  2. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    nay!!!!!!!!!!! thats not funny
     
  3. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Tescos say they are out of stock of burgers....fresh delivery coming in at 10 to 1 though

    not sure about the burgers,you should try the meatballs ! they are the dogs bollox
     
  4. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

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  5. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco's burgers containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable, I have had the trots, but after overcoming a few a hurdles, I'm odds on to make a full recovery!
     
  6. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    Just read about the horse meat scandal in Tesco burgers. I thought I'd check the best before date on the ones I had in the freezer

    .....and they're off !
     
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  7. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    My mate was telling me about the time he was working in Tesco's and a bird he was dating came in as he was stacking boxes of soap powder.
    "Oi you told me you were with the red arrows" she said.
    "No" he replied "I said I was part of the Ariel display team"






    It did have the word tesco in it ?
     
  8. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

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  9. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    The new and improved Tesco burgers are low in fat, but high in Shergar
     
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  10. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    Tesco ? Wife finds hubby is cheating on her with a dwarf...'you said you wouldn't cheat any more'! She shouts....' Hubby replies 'well I am cutting down!'
     
  11. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

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  12. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    If the latest news from tesco has turned you off their burgers
    you should try their meatballs they are the dogs bollocks !
     
  13. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    If you think tesco have got it bad with horse meat in there burgers wait until you taste icelands quarter pandas
     
  14. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

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  15. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    If the latest news from tesco has turned you off their burgers
    you should try their meatballs they are the dogs bollocks !
     
  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    HA ha ha ha ha ha ha that sis funny tomo
     
  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    these horse burger jokes wont go on furlong
     
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  18. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

    Cringe.!
     
  19. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    This has to be best one!
     
  20. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    That's because they're Offal!
     

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