What's the daftest modification you've made to a bike?

I once drilled holes in the piston skirt (on the inlet side) of my 2-stroke Honda MBX 50 to replicate the windows in the Yamaha RZ 50 of the time.

 

Buying a leo can for my xj6 which made no fucking difference!

 

I took the stabilisers off.

 

Put me on it. It was a fantastic machine poised and precise. Then I got on it like a hony monkey riding a unicycle

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Well you have all seen my 400 Suzuki with the extended rack.

 

put petrol in it and thought i could ride the f$$$$r

 

everything it was fine when i got it :lmfao: only needed touchin up

 

Putting a race can on my Daytona T595...Devil's Bridge gang could hear me coming...from Chorley!!

 

Ah yes, didn't the H100 engine drop straight in?

 

I can't wait to see Scotia's post on this thread. Should be a proper :roflmao:

 

Clamping a top trumps card to my spokes with a peg.....aw them were the days.

 

craziest modification I've come across was some years ago when some old geezer made a lesser being from a mans rib, I think they were called tarts or ho's something like that, they are good fun but mad as a box of frogs!

 

Oh God yea I remember that. Didn't he have a crazy son forever making wine. I remember he was cross with his dad.

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weirder than that he was his dad (the trilogy), I've had similar ideas to all that religious nonsense but only after consuming mushrooms

 

Bikes are meant to go, not stop! Ha ha ha

 

silliest mod to a bike was a extended swing arm on a 1200 Bandit, it was like riding a bus pulling two trailers

 

probably letting the Polish car washer paint my tyres with rubber treatment for Martin's funeral, give it the beans as i excited onto the lancs and swallowed the seat with my arse

wheelie-skid-fish tail-skid-front lock up-vomit-rear lock up sideways-shit pants then gathered the courage to go on :s