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he laughed that much he swallowed his tong passed out, and was woke up by a long legged beautiful girl that gave him mouth to mouth.......he was so exited he ....

 

Started speaking fluent Spanish even though he'd never spoke a word in Spanish his whole life,
Madre de dios he exclaimed whilst

 

Remembering the Indian and the feather


MONKEYYYYY

 

all of a sudden a burnley dingle walked past and

 

Gave him herpes....

 

With a 12 inch

 

Pizza



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Faced spotty teenager who

 

Watched spider man in his pj's


MONKEYYYYY

 

Watched spider man in his pj's


MONKEYYYYY

 

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He thought that it was a crap film so started to scan the freeview box for something more sexy

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And found babestation and

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couldn't "tommy tank" because......

 

his mum was next door so instead he..

 

Stuck his pinky up his brownie....

 

And ate the brownie ...

 

But thought this tastes funny

 

Then realised the chocolate chip was actually shit so he

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