Use your Imagination

This shiny metal...

 

Tool was out for all to see

 

a sheep go barrrrrrr in a near field

 

so he gave the sheep some Irn Bru

 

Then crept up behind them...

 

To see if cow tipping was exclusive to cows or included sheep, to his amazement..

 

He saw Dave humping the cow and going at it as fast as he could. ...

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so fast in fact you could see smoke rising up between him and the sheep

 

And all the time overhead they were being watched by a circling buzzard

 

... pecked off his todger thinking it was a snail...

 

but spat it out pretty quickly as it was too small

 

But all of a sudden it grew bigger and

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Started to walk....

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And then turned into a Cumberland sausage just as it did it.

 

Wearing a purple bow tie and a waistcoat made from the finest silks spun by endangered silkworms and put together by a team of enslaved mice living under the fear of being made into mince meat by the evil Cumberland sausage overlord

 

Who incidentally rode a BMW and often commented on how he preferred animals to women

 

but REJOICE!! for the Cumberland sausage ring to rule them all fell into the hands of a kindly VVTR and he set off with his band of oddballs for Aberystwyth

 

Where he caught up with roger the cabin boy and seaman stains .....