To lower the tone...

I know what you mean I hate it when my finger goes through the paper.

But apart from that I love my job at the old people's home.......

 

Do none of you have a bidet to use?

 

I hate when you go and its like paté in texture! Takes about 40 wipes as it just keeps spreading around your crack

 

Thats mackies for ya

 

have you heard this cultured Southern Jessie, Bidet indeed. You live in Denton, they've only just discovered that glass has been invented.

 

Take no notice hes trying to look intelligent

 

They still point at planes there as well.

 

Just had a perfect poo! One wipe no mess!

 

Just to help this topic i must inform every one that i had the wettest of wet farts to day while cleaning me bike

 

so cutting to the chase you shit yourself .

 

May as well of.........Gonna stop farting now