To lower the tone...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ListerTheStupid, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    To much "normal" chat going on recently. So back to normal....

    Just a quick question for you all,

    Don't you just hate it when you're one the loo, all finished and going in for the wipe and loo role rips and your finger goes right into the stink.... It's under me nail and everything.

    Has this ever happened to you?

    :yuck:


    Haha
     
  2. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    You're sleeping in the child's room tonight...
     
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  3. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    p.s. i can still smell your shite. it stinks.
     
  4. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    What a shitty post :p
     
  5. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member


    it's shit, it's meant to stink!!!!!
     
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  6. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    you mean you dont fold the Paper Rob? you must be a scruncher then…that how you miss….the thing is when you get it on your finger do you wipe it on the door of the bog ?
     
  7. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Please dont encourage him he already wipes his cock on the curtains :eek:
     
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  8. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I do fold, get two bits of 2ply fold to make a 4ply then wipe. I had a good system worked out until the paper ripped.
     
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  9. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I get told off for that.
     
  10. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    thats shit Aldi Paper then ,,try the new Kleenex one…or the little Labrador pup…..
    the thing that gets me is …how come the turds have Sweetcorn in them ?..i dont eat sweetcorn or red peppers yet they stick out on the turds !
     
  11. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Stop fiddling with your anoose ya dirty buggerer!
     
  12. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member



    you don't digest sweetcorn...if you look on the google map pic there are two lots of red skips, i can't remember 100% if they are the ones but they get filled with all the sweetcorn that people shit out!!

    if you zoom out you will see twickenham to the south of the 'shit works' to give you an idea of the size of the place.

    https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4651393,-0.3424337,59m/data=!3m1!1e3
     
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  13. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Just shit that Carl...
     
  14. Barts Dad

    Barts Dad New Member

    You could always scrape the nails of your wiping hand on the soap to prevent shit getting under your nails. :thumbsup:
     
  15. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Just hope ya dont bite ya nails whilst watching the telly :wtf:
     
  16. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    How'd ya think I found out there was shit there?
     
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  17. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member


    when i was there they had normal open skips, i asked they guy there what all the yellow stuff was going into them and din't believe him, wandered over and lo and behold sweetcorn looking as fresh as the day it came out of the tin!!!
     
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  18. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    they could cure famine by selling that sweet corn to poor countries. If they don't digest it they have an infinite food source. Its even ready packaged in a skip.
     
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  19. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    goes for pig food
     
  20. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    well, that's just turned me into a bacon hating muslim.
     

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