A nice pair of tits with baby oil on would be nice mmmm o wait a min I have them already so no point in being a les is there ha ha
Steve I'll let you off you have about a million kids between you and Joyce. Bugs me when folks have 2 kids then buy a 'fertility wagon', what's wrong with a mk1 Granada 5 of us fit in there no problem
someone said to me once if i had tits i would never stop playing with them...lol and yes it was a man
now need a baggy pair of pants as I,m getting cramp in my nether regions reading this :hungry: proud to be a perv is the family motto.
Yeah suppose I asked for that lol. But they're hairy, not exactly what I had in mind Go and get wet on the bike y'old fart
Mk2.5 Ford Focus estate. And we've only got 1 and a half kids! Can't complain when you can't fit the shopping in the back of the car though
its not natural and i dont like it, id go as far as to ban it! id rather pay for the terrorist hook man to live in this country than gays!........just sayin
Before my wife was my wife we were at a party and she and her friend was quite merry, they were both sat on my knee making out with each other, hands all over each other etc, I was just sat there smiling hoping it would all end up upstairs the three of us. Did it end up stairs nope :-( they just stopped after a while and continued partying, mind you I did take a few mental photos and had a couple of pulls over it lol, was over 10 years ago honest ;-) Sent from my LT26i using Tapatalk 2
Dave you wanna come out for a ride tomorrow? It's with my gay Muslim extremist friend Mohammed Bum-Shaggir
