Single riders ;)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Newrider126, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Lmfao. I will tell my son the truth and he will enjoy life.
     
  2. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Redtube is the answer lol
     
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  3. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    HA ha desperate girls lol......not desperate lads then
     
  4. MarkL94

    MarkL94 SV 650 Dirty slut VIP Member

    Well both but I didn't realise he was into the sausage :lmfao:
     
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  5. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    Kos is full of slappers!! Well it was last time I went!
     
  6. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

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  7. Matty-S-182

    Matty-S-182 What Red Light?

    Whatever you do dont try showing off
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    It always ends badly
     
  8. Newrider126

    Newrider126 New Member

    I know.
    I broke my arm doing that :/
     
  9. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    when i had my yam ped i had a crush on a girl the opposite side of a field from me,anyway i was going down this dual carrage way with a big long island in the middle and i saw said girl with her mate coming home from school so i thought i would try to impress her by grounding the peddle of mi ped all the way round the end of the island, needless to say half way round the front end folded sending me into the opposite kerb,where i promplty bashed my ankle against it, and i ended up on the pavement in a heap with a very sore ankle. :oops: :oops:
     
  10. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    serves you right for shaggin schoolies lol :boff:

    i can't talk lol, i shagged more schoolies than garry glitter when i was in high school :D happy daze! :boff:
     
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  11. Newrider126

    Newrider126 New Member

    Ouch!

    Well I only put this on here, just incase there was any single girl bikers
    Obviously there aint. All old blokes XD

    Not my cuppa tea ;)
     
  12. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    ha ha i think you may get a good beating for that lol
     
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  13. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    And not in the nice way!
     
  14. Newrider126

    Newrider126 New Member

    Doubt it ;)
    They'll have to catch up with me first.
     
  15. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i think the only thing you will be quicker at, than all the lads on here is .....Shooting your load
     
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  16. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Foook am a two pump and a squirt...
     
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  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    two pump and squirt ??? ha ha ha ha ha lol psml
     
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  18. Newrider126

    Newrider126 New Member

    Better shot than you lot tho ;)
    PLUS I fire live ammo, not blanks ;)
     
  19. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Wish I did... :pinch: haha!

    Can't say that, I don't mean it...
     
  20. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i have two gorgeous kids i m no jaffa ! in fact my little boy who is 18 has shagged some girls big time keep it in the family son !
     
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