Single riders ;)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Newrider126, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

  2. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    hahahhahaa
     
  3. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

  4. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Seriously, what has this biking site degenerated into?

    Danny if you want a girl/woman/chick/bird then my advice is to stop trying to find one. Women can smell desperation on a man like cheap perfume bought from the market.

    Go out with your mates and have fun, there's nothing more appealing to a woman than a bloke who has a life of his own having fun and enjoying himself.

    PS Once you've got said girl/woman/chick/bird you'll wish you were single again to enjoy doing things with your mates, like riding bike without having to "report in".
     
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  5. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    When i was 16 i wanted a boy friend with a big throbbing motorbike.. got that :D
    when i was 17 1 wanted a boy friend with a beautiful sports car...got that :D
    when i was 18 i had my own throbbing motorbike and my own sports car.....sorted
    i bit sad i know.....but thats me ;)
     
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  6. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    amen to that

    lol.
     
  7. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Awww but he is lonely bless x
     
  8. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Lonely my arse.
    When your young your HORNY!
    Your too busy having a good time to be lonely.
    Get together with your mates and get on an 18-30 holiday.
    That should do it.
     
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  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Ha ha you saying your too old to be horny!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    And he'll continue being lonely.
    Change your mindset and stop searching and trying too hard - trust me, I'm an expert in failed relationships.
     
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  11. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    I won't answer that, I will let you re-read your comment, and no, I have not changed it! ;)
     
  12. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    "there's nothing more appealing to a woman than a bloke who has a life of his own having fun and enjoying himself."

    indeed. gives them something to take away from you.
     
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  13. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    that is well said.....

    Danny all the single lads want to be in relationships......but all the married men want to be single !!! THE END . keep tugging
     
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  14. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    He does have a very good point here!!
     
  15. LFCKEV

    LFCKEV Well-Known Member

    Best holidays ever, went to ibiza last year 15 of us. 6 days and nights of partying and drinking :)
     
  16. MarkL94

    MarkL94 SV 650 Dirty slut VIP Member

    Is this serious?.....
    I'm 18 mate i'm guessing your about the same age but you don't go posting on a bike forum to find birds, get to town!
    Or if your desperate for a sh*g go on holiday, I went to Magaluf last year and it's full of desperate girls.
    I'm off to Zante this year can't wait.
     
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  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Mark.....just drag him out with you night get him fixed up with something that moves . it dont even matter if she has webbed feet .or is a pilllow biter !!! he just needs to get his first notch on the best post . thanks in advance
     
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  18. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Forget a night out.
    Save a fortune and be onto a sure thing.
    Get yourself an hour with a brass.
    You could probably spend the remaining 55 mins chatting about bikes
     
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  19. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    Get a Russian girl flown over
     
  20. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    Cindys super stars

    Goggle away :)

    Cheaper in the long run
     

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