Does anyone know who the half frog half donkey man was? He was probably shit on his bike anyway, bet he couldn't even knee down at 3 Sisters.... His wife though pphhwaaarrr
My wife was German bob! I'm still trying to get divorced. ... but I'm not here so stop talking about me now i've gone you lot just don't understand my pain!!!!
I bet when she lay back with her legs open and arms behind her head it was like looking at the 3 of clubs! Did she used to take a dump on your chest when you finished making love haha
So...... this Einstein Bloke...... what the hell is electromagnetic invisibility and how come he got a Nobel prize for proving that something doesn't exist.? And as for German women......it was like having all the fantasies come true till she had to be fought off with a big stick....well it was then....and then in a dazed state wondering if it really happened. ...So if you are folliwed home by a Six foot two blue eyed blonde fraulein.. with tits like mellons....just make sure you are awake and not deaming......THEN RUN...
With the assistance if my ex we just bought a horse. ..His grandparent sire..grandad to you and me ... was sired by Northern Dancer ...Dad to Nijinski and his great grandad on his grandads side was the great Nijinsky himself.... Unlike his famous ancestors he wasnt a great flat racer but did manage a third place over fences. So now if Dani cant get the horse to jump she cant blame him...... oh and the two Honda VF1000 s will have to go now because we are going to need a trailer. .... lifes done another circle..... Snails Castle. Was an apt name for him it seems..
