One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe the story's true Ask the blind man, he saw it too! :thumbsup:
She stood on the bridge at midnight. Her lips were all a quiver. She gave a cough, her leg fell off and floated down the river.
If I had a wife, The bain of my life, I tell you what I'd do. I'd buy her a boat, set her afloat, And paddle my own canoe In the meantime back on/off topic ...... Crisps
After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"
