First date venue

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by COTTY, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    be sure to let us know so we can all turn up and take the p*ss lol :p
     
    Vvtr, Aug 29, 2012
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  2. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    cotty id ask your lady friend (im taking its a girl ?) if she wants to eat on a first date ! some don't! they don't like green bits on their teeth from the burgers etc, or smelly breath of garlic when you have to stick your tounge down her throat , when its leaving time !

    you could impress her by reciting a poem .......something like ........

    roses are red , violets are blue, Ive got a knife, now get in the fucking van ! or even better

    roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over love your about to be fisted !

    have a great date keep us posted
     
    Dave, Aug 29, 2012
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  3. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    You old romantic Dave.

    I'd suggest taking her dogging on the Rainford bypass.
     
    Phil M, Aug 29, 2012
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  4. CBRken

    CBRken New Member

    How do you know im rough?

    Ken
     
    CBRken, Aug 29, 2012
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  5. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    ha ha ha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
     
    Mozzersaints, Aug 29, 2012
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  6. COTTY

    COTTY New Member

    Cheers Dave you smooth talker you and ye already checked and drinks it is
    Has you particular brand of poetry ever worked ?
     
    COTTY, Aug 30, 2012
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  7. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Chris just go on the bike....once she claps eyes on that sexy beast!!!! she will beffo want to ride you..sorry the bike! ;)
     
    suzukisue, Aug 30, 2012
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  8. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    dirty mind you sue
     
    captaingoslow, Aug 30, 2012
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  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    so have you!!!!!!!! and 90% of the people on here
     
    suzukisue, Aug 30, 2012
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  10. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    what's wrong with that ?

    Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2
     
    bikenutter, Aug 30, 2012
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  11. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    only 90%
     
    captaingoslow, Aug 30, 2012
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  12. manxgraham

    manxgraham The Manx Factor VIP Member

    This thread started as an innocent request for helpful advice, got hijacked and turned into a hilarious classic.
    Bloody great!!!!!
     
    manxgraham, Aug 30, 2012
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  13. COTTY

    COTTY New Member

    Are you sure Sue ? didn't work on you Mwah
     
    COTTY, Aug 30, 2012
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  14. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    So the million dollar question; did you get a second date?
     
    pch1, Aug 30, 2012
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  15. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

     
    Vvtr, Aug 30, 2012
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  16. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    Yer spit it out.
     
    captaingoslow, Aug 30, 2012
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  17. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    Funny you should say that.
     
    Phil M, Aug 30, 2012
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  18. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    coz im a married lady :) as daz pointed out for me for some reason :bleh:
     
    suzukisue, Aug 30, 2012
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  19. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    come on chris spill......how was it!!!!!!!!!!
     
    suzukisue, Aug 30, 2012
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  20. saintsdude

    saintsdude New Member

    how many rubbers did you get through.???? was she a screamer.????
     
    saintsdude, Aug 30, 2012
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