Zeus

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Steelback, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. Steelback

    Steelback New Member

    Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient greece when he spotted a gorgeous woman naked washing herself.
    He made Love to her then stroked her face and said
    "In 9 months you will have a child, you will call him Hercules"
    she dressed herself smiled elegantly and replied
    "In 9 days you will have a rash, you will call it Herpes"
    now f*ck off!!!
     
    Steelback, Apr 2, 2011
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  2. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    OK, so....

    The God of war rode forth one day upon his handsome filly,
    I'm Thor he cried
    And the horse replied
    You forgot your thaddle thilly
     
    KTM_Dude, Apr 3, 2011
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  3. Matty-S-182

    Matty-S-182 What Red Light?

    Ace :thumbsup:
     
    Matty-S-182, Apr 4, 2011
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  4. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    Not bad :mellow:

    That is shite LOL... :thumbup:
     
    Village-Idiot, Apr 4, 2011
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