your last 4 mins

Ok things have Escalated, and Putin has pressed the button, (Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiit) what would you like to do in your last 4 Minutes, besides bending over and kissing your Arse goodby. This question seems quite relevant if youve been keepin up with events and his (putins) head/mindset.

 

Clean the bike of course, wouldn't want to die with an unpolished pride and joy.

 

Have a wank!

 

I'd be on way to school on bike to be with my kids

 

I'd make a nice pot of tea and start drinking it whilst listen to "Fanfare for the common man" by ELP on a goodly volume.
Have a rich tea biscuit too if we have it in.

Wouldn't both with the bike. Could not get it unlocked in time.

 

Think I'll agree with Cabernet on this, put the kettle on get a good song on no need to worry about pissing of the neighbors.Look out the window take in the last site and wait for the big cloud of radioactive death.

 

Id go and get a grip of Kathrine Jenkins and screw the arse off her Just hope wink can get to corrie st in time to do the same to carla

 

You would need 4 hours to get a rise out the teeny fellow from what FatBob tells me.

 

Start cooking some bacon in the frying pan (The Smell)

 

You obviously havent seen the way bob is walking lately And at least mine still works

 

Have a brew and grab a pie and chips then kiss my ass goodbye

 

Blind panic !!! Then get to my little girl fast as I could !

 

Shag the misses...

 

Get my gear on and hide under the kitchen table. My helmet has a 5* Sharp rating dotchya know.

Tinted visor for the radioactive flash of course.

 

Roll a ciggie and I got the Hamlet theme tune in my head ready for such an event

 

Goldberg Variations on the CD player and sit back and enjoy it.

 

Shag the lady. Then in the remaining 3 minutes make a brew and dip an entire pack of jammy dogers. Pat the dog and promptly evaporate!

 

nip round to Cabinets and strangle him.