Xmas is cancelled

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T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
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He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
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<blockquote>Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. </blockquote>
<blockquote>I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. </blockquote>
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<blockquote>I've busted my ass for damn near a year. </blockquote>
<blockquote>Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? </blockquote>
<blockquote>The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...</blockquote>
<blockquote>The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. </blockquote>
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<blockquote>Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. </blockquote>
<blockquote>Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. </blockquote>
<blockquote>And the kids these days - they all are the pits. </blockquote>
<blockquote>They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts. </blockquote>
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<blockquote>I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, </blockquote>
<blockquote>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, </blockquote>
<blockquote>I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them... </blockquote>
<blockquote>They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.</blockquote>
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<blockquote>Flying through the air...dodging the trees, </blockquote>
<blockquote>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. </blockquote>
<blockquote>I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. </blockquote>
<blockquote>I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. </blockquote>
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<blockquote>There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...</blockquote>
<blockquote>I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!</blockquote>
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huh !!!

i can see it loud and clear ! sent from my toilet using force !!!!