x mrs selling her bike if anyones interested??

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Glen Wilson, Nov 11, 2014.

  1. Glen Wilson

    Glen Wilson New Member

    Glen Wilson, Nov 11, 2014
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  2. TinRibs

    TinRibs New Member

    Argh ... My eyes, my eyes !!!
     
    TinRibs, Nov 11, 2014
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  3. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    the X mrs??….crikey why did she dump you ?
     
    Dave, Nov 11, 2014
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  4. Soviet

    Soviet New Member

    Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
     
    Soviet, Nov 11, 2014
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  5. finchey63

    finchey63 Active Member

    Wow what a stunner.:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
    finchey63, Nov 11, 2014
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  6. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Bit harsh referring to Glen as her turd.
     
    Cabernet, Nov 11, 2014
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  7. fronkey

    fronkey New Member

    There is a foooooooookin lot of junk in that trunk!
     
    fronkey, Nov 11, 2014
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  8. Barts Dad

    Barts Dad New Member

    Not enough horse power to move that along the road with her on it.
     
    Barts Dad, Nov 11, 2014
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  9. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    The description is pretty funny :)
     
    KTM_Dude, Nov 12, 2014
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  10. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Bless, she looks like a fully tanked up sex machine droolin' with readiness for the man that's up to the job.
     
    Cabernet, Nov 12, 2014
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  11. Glen Wilson

    Glen Wilson New Member

    i just couldnt live up to the task I dont mind admitting, i couldnt last more than 30 seconds with her on my face before needing air, then there was the time she farted and the medics got called in and the air ambulance to lift her off. i also ran out of inchs too getting past her arse cheeks and it cost a fortune in flour!
     
    Glen Wilson, Nov 12, 2014
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  12. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Ive just got a picture in my head of her and that fooker from litherland............uuuuuuuuuurgh :wtf::wtf::wtf:
     
    victor meldrew, Nov 12, 2014
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  13. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    they would just bounce of each other
     
    Dave, Nov 12, 2014
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