A woman goes to her Doctor for a consultation because she is rather concerned about two green rings which have developed on the inside of her thighs near the very top. She has scrubbed until they are sore but still they remain. The doc asks her to take off her jeans, hop on the couch and place her feet flat on the couch top as she lays flat on her back, naturally her legs fall open and he can see the rings there. He advises her to dress herself and she sits in front of him at his desk. "Are you married?" he asks "Yes" she replies "Has your husband got pierced ears?" She blushes and confirms he has. .. .. .. .. "Then tell him the sleepers he is wearing are NOT real gold!" :rofl:
