Wife - "Last night I dreamt they were auctioning of dicks. The big ones went for £10 and the thick ones went for £20." Husband - " How about the ones like mine?" Wife - "Those they were giving away." Husband - " I had a dream last night too ..... I dreamt that they were auctioning off fannies.The pretty ones went for £100, the nice little tight ones went for £200." Wife - "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband - " Thats where they held the auction."
