Who is Jack Shit ??

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  1. Steelback

    Steelback New Member

    For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit?
    Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit & had a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit - Happens wedding. Bull shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride. Pisa Shit.
     
    Steelback, Apr 13, 2010
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  2. kaos

    kaos Administrator VIP Member

    Re: Who is Jack Shit

    Hahha. Got a little confusing at times!
     
    kaos, Apr 13, 2010
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  3. thunderace

    thunderace New Member

    thunderace, Apr 13, 2010
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  4. FINNY

    FINNY New Member

    Re: Who is Jack Shit

    :plus:
     
    FINNY, Apr 13, 2010
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  5. Digger

    Digger Danger Scouse

    very good.though tough shit wasnt mentioned.
     
    Digger, Apr 13, 2010
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  6. Alex

    Alex Nankers VIP Member

    :icecream: Nice shit :snack:
     
    Alex, Apr 13, 2010
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  7. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    made me smile :)
     
    lavinia, Apr 14, 2010
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