Where did I put my Keys?

Discussion in 'Humour' started by robj, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    Now, where did I put my keys? Ah, thanks Abu Hamza, your the man!

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  2. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Oh I want one!
     
  3. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

    Quality!!!
     
  4. Lou_cbr

    Lou_cbr Smurf

    you're a bad man!!! :lol:

    :smurf:
     
  5. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    and hang something huge n heavy from his todger
     
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  6. Matty-S-182

    Matty-S-182 What Red Light?

  7. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    I want one
     
  8. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    haha classic lol
     
  9. markc6631

    markc6631 New Member

    Wouldn't grace my walls with that tw*t
     
  10. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    ahahaha nice one rob - ive nicked that lol :D
     
  11. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

  12. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    The fuckers on his way to America what's the betting he ends up at Guantanamo ?

    I hope they make the c*nt suffer and any other cowardly fuckers that hide behind religion :D rant over
     
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  13. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    I can't help but wonder, why he's so bitter and twisted? I'm betting it could have something to do with wiping his arse!
     
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  14. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    lolz! thing is m8 they dont wipe their arse.

    serious.
    i was in an asian factory and was dying for a poo. went the bog, which was just a hole in the ground lol, looked for bogroll and there was none.
    all i could find was some rags, so i wiped my arse on them lol.
    they were wet :/
    and very poo stained :/

    they use like a hosepipe to wash their arse and then use the cloths to dry it .

    thank fk i didnt wash my face and use them as towels :puke:
     
  15. Lee Cych

    Lee Cych New Member

  16. a gixxercurt

    a gixxercurt New Member

    i want one :pirate2:
     
  17. a gixxercurt

    a gixxercurt New Member

    u still picked it up and wiped ur arse tho....... :clap: hope you washed your hands and arse :clap: the wet was wee or washed rags from the curry arses before you
     
  18. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    Probably has't got one, the piece of sh*t. At least we are not paying for his housing, rates, benefits etc etc any more while he stands there in our streets calling for his "followers" to wage war on us! I hope he gets a fair trial in the USA and then gets what he deserves.
     

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