Honestly probably do the same as he did if it was me because I'd freeze up. But I'd love to fucking nail it and drag him along for a ride. What was he gonna do?! Take the keys and walk off?
As old as i am id of got off and knocked fook out of him cant stand scum!! (bet ya wish you were hard like me)
I'm afraid he would have been well inside my personal space before he even tried to take the keys so a pre emptive strike would have been in order and justifiable.
I think he had been smoking skunk joints all day and playing that grand theft auto game. He fancied hijacking a bike but his bottle ran out! Nice sound track tho Oi cocka chumpy !
In my head I'd have calmly climbed down from my awesome mechanical steed and beaten him into submission before making him wipe his own blood from my gear with his shit hoody. My childhood memory of my last scrap however means this wouldd result in my trying to head butt him, miss then spend the next 20 minutes apologising and end up walking away with a broken tooth and a bloody nose :-D And probably no bike either..... Sent from my SM-P600 using Tapatalk
pull key out and keep it in your clenched fist with the key sticking out of fist and then smack the fucker in the face and hope to pop an eyeball
Would have hit him hard the second time he went for my keys, hands are down and chins wide open, maybe harder on a bike then I think. Would have been a better ending to the film too. Bit of a wired thing to do though, so may have moved off when he started to approach.
I'm sorry but I could not have resisted kicking him up his baggy arse as I drove off Oi cocka chumpy !
yeah i would have jumped the light as he approached... especially being with a group of kids. it was obvious he was going to try something. didn't seem the type to just want to chat. im brains not brawn so my twig like arms would do jack shit even with a good connection to his chin. id definitely opt for flight, not fight. when riding on my tod, i actually hang back a bit at traffic lights if theres no other vehicles around... i play the "dont put a foot down" game while im waiting for it to change or for a vehicle to approach.
on approach i would have sensed what was happening , applied Launch control , take the bike to 9000pm and dump the clutch while aiming it at his scrote....i would ride away singing "Mohammed as only got one ball the other is ......on the fucking road "
Done, and I've also removed quotes of the post. You might want to put a Post-It on your screen though that says "No internet if been drinking!" lol
