what people do

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by cbr1_mike, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Hi all,

    Just wondered what people do for a living and maybe somewhere along the way we might be able to help each other out.

    i suppose i should start it so here goes.

    I work in the porn industry , o sorry that's a wish.lol




    really i work in sales and work for a steel stockholder called asd metal services, i'm based in Blackburn but have been known to do a bit of travelling.
     
  2. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    Good idea, lots know already, I'm a taxman but no I won't help anyone fiddle, happy to give advice if anyone needs it though.

    I'm also well clued up on employment law from stuff I used to do.
     
  3. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    i sell crack and run a team of seven crack whores, easy work, just give them a kicking once every so often to keep them in line ;)
     
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  4. XJR1300

    XJR1300 New Member

    I keep the beer flowing
     
  5. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    I am a pipefitter welder (coded) for a engineering company
     
  6. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    i run a company off telephone sex talk girls ;)
     
  7. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Im a maintenance electrician at a big bakery in stockport. so if you need a load of bread or barms for a do let me know.
    Used to work in the upvc window game as a maintenance engineer. Still got contacts if you need any doors or windows.
     
  8. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    I do f*ck all and then go play on my bike....... :huh:

    Admin, accounts and complaints..... Fml
     
  9. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    compressed air, pneumatics, controls, sparkin, refrigeration, pipework, general industrial spannermonkeyin and mendin.
    sell, install, service & mend basically anything mechanical / electrical / pneumatic / hydraulic.
     
  10. GJZX6R

    GJZX6R New Member

    Head valeter for a large accident management company, clean all the courtesy cars/bikes.
     
  11. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    I'm a gynecologist :D

    Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2
     
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  12. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    Qualified motorbike mechanic but not in work at the mo which is doing my tree in.

    I also do a bit of dj'in and tattoo'ing as a hobby, dab hand at diy, gardening, use to be a chef, and i know alot about cars and worked on them since i was 5.

    On the side i sell rent boys to priests.........
     
  13. cbr1

    cbr1 New Member

    i buy your steel and put holes in it at rmig warrington :lmfao:
     
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  14. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    I'm not but I'd give it a go.
     
  15. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    sounds like a dream but seriously that has got to be the worst job you could have.... women only go to see a gyno when theyve got a scabby infected muff. :S
    enough to put you off for life.
    doesnt bear thinkin about :puke:
     
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  16. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    you wash people's hair? :S
     
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  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    do you take your work home daz ?
     
  18. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i own a joinery manufacturers and installers, so if you want any shelves putting up...... FUCKING DO IT YOURSELF

    some of my customers are the likes of easyjet, who we manufacture and install customer service reception desks for, at their airports and hotels, they are tight fukas believe me ! I do a lot of work with LFC and their properties too ! Its a sh*t job really :( long hours. loads of travel, all for shite pay
     
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  19. Dan Walsh

    Dan Walsh If in doubt, flat out!

    To add to the list of boring jobs.... In the Army; Royal Military Police.

    Roll on the ex squaddie banter..... Tomo will have some lol...!
     
  20. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    left right .....left right.......ATTENSHUN !!!! is that the banter ?

    rumour has it most soldiers are gay ? or is that sailors ? either way you all do a top job RESPECT
     
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