What is the stoopidest thing you have ever heard.....

Make me laugh!

 

Luton Town Football club are going to win the championship

 

Newcastle to win a trophy within 4 years.

But on a more appropriate subject, this lad at college was certain his Speedfight 50 cc ped did 100 mph. But it was overtaken at speed by a H reg 1.0 litre Vauxhall nova

 

my 100% water proof pants wasn`t this morning in that lovley weather wet arse till dinner

 

Iraq had weapons of mass destruction :roll:

 

dont they ?????????

 

i had someone come into work wanting to book a driving test for a truck.. through the door straight to the desk...


he didnt look too impressed when i pointed out it was HMV

 

erm erm erm erm i have tooo many stupid things i have done lol dropping every bike i own is a start! but other people like wayne have done stupid things like wayne hurting his bum on my desk and shouting owww my ass hole! haha that was soo funny then proceeding to bang his head on my wall! erm another of my ex's managed to slip down the stairs lol that was really funny how does someone slip on a hammer? lol

 

Are you two sisters? :roll:

 

Who two?

 

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<me and my twin

 

oooooooooooooooooooo lol get it now haha

 

hehe :lol:

 

This takes some beating really how ironic

 

now b nice!

 

Im Always nice :lol: :twisted:

 

yep i'll belive that! :lol:

 

Good so long as we dont get mistaken Tina. Im sweet innocent and just blend in the background well :twisted:

 

lol tina xD. some chavvy girl in high skool came up to me randomly and went
"why have you got black hair?"

wth?

haha ginger.. black... meh same difference

 

Standards at schools have been slipping recently ^^ I take it. :|