what does sex feel like

Discussion in 'Humour' started by cmd1, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. cmd1

    cmd1 hey look at me the VIP VIP Member

    What does sex feel like?




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    Answer:

    like heaven on earth


    I can tell you from experience, it feels better than masturbation. It feels awesome, especially when your partner has an orgasm while you are still inside her, it's like seeing heaven on earth. *Orgasm:
    • The peak of sexual excitement, is characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male and female. Also called climax.
    • A similar point of intensity exists for emotional excitement
    • its the best especially if your the girl you just sit back
    • if your the boy you get to squeeze touch lick my boyfriend says it is cool being the boy coz its fun
    • also try sex games like strip poker and stuff dont be afraid to show your body off
    • warm apple pie.
      with custard.
      and lots of noise.

    • Basically, it feels like one big giant sneeze...over and over again.

    • If its your first time it feels very weird. But if you are in a good relationship its very good because your sharing your love. It feels one big giant squeeze the first push but when your carry on it feels good.
    • sex is definitely ONE of the most wonderful feelings in the world...if you're doing it with someone you truly love it's even better. there's so much more emotion to it and it's extremely powerful

    • Sex is definitely ONE of the most wonderful feelings in the world...if you're doing it with someone you truly love it's even better. there's so much more emotion to it and it's extremely powerful! But remember, hot and spontaneous but smart and with protection. Use a condom.

    • Very good, the sensation is erotic and breathtaking ..... and trust me you never want the feeling too end.

    • It is more fulfilling in a physical sense if you are truly in love.
    • It feels tingly but great I think you should try having a go at it! It's so fun
    • Love In a Bundle of Girl -As the previous respondant has told you it feels incredible. It's like everything has gone slow motion and ever single one of you senses are working together. And you will feel that instant burst of satisfaction. You'll feel like a fat kid stranded on a island with nothing to eat, until he happens upon a twinkie. And it is the best thing he has ever taken on. It is expecially good if you partner gives you good moves with his or her body.
     
  2. cmd1

    cmd1 hey look at me the VIP VIP Member

    found this online...
    hahaha
     
  3. smudger

    smudger I Love SV650's

    its a pointless exercise just to make ur misses feel good so u get the day out
     
  4. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    I've forgotten ! It used to be like putting your hand in a bucket of water

    Nowadays......I just tug when I like.......I sometimes lie on my hand till its numb...then it feels like someone else is doing it !
     
  5. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Hardly pointless then if you have an agenda that you achieve as a result.
     
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  6. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Not got your bike back yet then.
     
  7. djjag1

    djjag1 New Member


    If a girl I was having sex with ejaculated semen, I would probably be quite concerned, and more than likely get the knives out.
     
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  8. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Sorry to say mate but women do "cum" aswell ;)
     
  9. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    Tip: bring a snorkel
     
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  10. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    But don't produce semen. I hope.
     
  11. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Depends if you go to Bangkok!
     
  12. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    Ah, Ladyboys. Shemale porn is all kinds of wrong!!
     
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  13. Rock Steady

    Rock Steady New Member

    agreed lol
     
  14. joehoper

    joehoper New Member

    And Frog_Princess misses out on the perfect moment to say SPLOOOOSH, completely in context.
     
  15. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    It wasn't a missed opportunity. It was a calculated omission :p
     
  16. MarkL94

    MarkL94 SV 650 Dirty slut VIP Member

    What is this "sex" you speak of and where do I buy some? I am only young

    Sent from my LT26i using Tapatalk 2
     
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  17. Topper

    Topper VIP Member VIP Member

    only stir mi tea wi mine these days.
    i do have a pint pot though;)

    Sent from another galaxy
     
  18. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    but does it touch the bottom of the pot ? thats the question ...
     
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  19. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i remember chatting to a ladyboy, i had no idea she was this at the time , (yes i was well pissed) we headed back to hers and i was still totally unaware , but has she backed the car into the garage first time ..i thought....hang on a fuckin minute ...
     
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  20. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I'm laughing, despite thinking "cheeky fucking bastard" :p
     
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