Well.... (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Humour' started by ListerTheStupid, Jul 4, 2013.

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  1. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    After the can was removed, I went bowling... felt a sharp pain... found the problem....


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    ListerTheStupid, Jul 4, 2013
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  2. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    How the hell can someone fit a SKITTLE UP THEIR ARSE?! Bloody hell...
     
    Jazzi, Jul 4, 2013
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  3. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i read a story were a women shoved a light bulb up her arse ...and it broke inside her ,,,what a mess . red shits for weeks i bet
     
    Dave, Jul 4, 2013
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  4. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    Patience and plenty of lubrication I'd guess.
     
    Phil M, Jul 4, 2013
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  5. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    A mate told me tonight he saw one of these with a glass coke bottle 'up there'...but you could see the hip replacement as well. You're never too old...
     
    Chickenstrips, Jul 4, 2013
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  6. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    thats the wrong slogan .....cokes is ..."its the real thing "
     
    Dave, Jul 4, 2013
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  7. Lilday

    Lilday Little Day VIP Member


    There are videos of shit like this burnt into my brain.

    Edit:

    Not by choice!!!
     
    Lilday, Jul 4, 2013
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  8. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    Start off small.........work up to something bigger............lots of lube? I presume...
     
    Frog_Princess, Jul 5, 2013
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  9. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Ahahah dare I say from experience :)

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    bikenutter, Jul 5, 2013
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  10. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    Hahahha, noope! Just many a lengthy, drunken conversation at festivals, lolz
     
    Frog_Princess, Jul 5, 2013
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  11. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member


    Jeeze I can imagine how that conversation went......

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    bikenutter, Jul 5, 2013
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  12. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I missed out on a conversation at Download this year on the logistics of getting a whole jar of Nutella up your arse!
     
    Frog_Princess, Jul 5, 2013
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  13. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    The contents of, not the actual jar!
     
    Frog_Princess, Jul 5, 2013
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  14. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    I see you.

    I raise you.

    1) NSFW
    2) DEFINITELY NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACHS!!!
    3) You need your sound on

    CLICKY ---> http://goo.gl/uCc3V
     
    Jim27, Jul 5, 2013
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  15. dougall

    dougall New Member

    I couldnt watch it, just had brekkie, saw the screenshot and thought better of pressing play
     
    dougall, Jul 5, 2013
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  16. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Hahahahahahaha Jim, thats just wrong...

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    ListerTheStupid, Jul 5, 2013
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  17. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I would have loved to be the ER nurse with this guy..

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    ListerTheStupid, Jul 5, 2013
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  18. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I'm at work.....gonna try watch later! Lol
     
    Frog_Princess, Jul 5, 2013
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  19. daveace22

    daveace22 New Member

    +1 Jim your a sick sick puppy

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    daveace22, Jul 5, 2013
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  20. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    I can't open the link as I'm out in the middle of nowhere, but if the boy Gandy reckons it's wrong, how bad can this be...........
     
    robj, Jul 5, 2013
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