Typical woman

A woman out shopping one day spots a womans only department store advertising men for sale.

Being the curious sort, she went inside and found the rules of the store on a huge sign besides the lift.

Welcome to the worlds first department store for women. The rule of the store is simple, the lifts only go up and once you've visited a floor, if you decide not to make a purchase but to proceed to the next floor you may not go back down. You may only visit this store once and after making your selection you may never return

OK, she thought, I'll give it a go so she pressed the button and the lift door opened. She pressed the button for the first floor and waited as the lift went up. The doors opened and she saw another sign:

"Welcome to the first floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs and a reasonable income. You'll get but you won't get rich living on these men's earnings. If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 2"

Deciding she wanted a man with a bit more than a reasonable income, she pressed the button, the doors closed and the lift went up. A few seconds later the doors opened and she read another sign:

"Welcome to the second floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs,a reasonable income and promotional potential. You might get rich living on these men's earnings but there are no guarantees. If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 3"

Again she pressed the appropriate button and proceeded to floor 3 where the sign read:

"Welcome to the third floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs,an exceptional income, promotional potential and are very fertile. You will find purchasing one of this men will be a life changing experience. But you will only baby because these men are workaholics. If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 4"

She wasn't very impressed with the prospect of long nights at home and only 1 child so she pressed button number 4.

"Welcome to the forth floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs,an exceptional income, promotional potential and are very fertile. You will find purchasing one of this men will be a life changing experience. But you will have lots of babies because these men are incredible in bed and you simply won't be able to get enough of them. However, these men are not very good with children so you'll have your work cut out for you If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 5"

The woman was now starting to wonder what was on the 5th floor as the men seemed to be getting better and better. So she pressed button number 5.

"Welcome to the fifth floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs,an exceptional income, promotional potential and are very fertile. You will find purchasing one of this men will be a life changing experience. But you will have lots of babies because these men are incredible in bed and you simply won't be able to get enough of them. These men are excellent with children. However they are not very good looking. If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 6"

The woman decided that no matter what, she wasn't going to buy someone who wasn't very attractive and so pressed button number 6.

"Welcome to the fifth floor. All the men on this floor have permanent jobs,an exceptional income, promotional potential and are very fertile. You will find purchasing one of this men will be a life changing experience. But you will have lots of babies because these men are incredible in bed and you simply won't be able to get enough of them. These men are excellent with children. The men on this floor are incredibly good looking, toned with a fit body, have an amazing personality. If you wish to leave this floor without making a purchase, please press button number 7 to get to the final floor of the store"

Now the woman was panting with excitement. Regardless of anything else she'd have to make a purchase on the 7th floor. She was shaking with excitement as she pressed the final button and waited for what seemed an age before the doors opened.

Her heart sank as she read the sign:

"Welcome to the final floor. This floor proves that no matter what a man offers a woman it'll never be enough. Please press the "L" button to descend to the ground floor and exit the store"

 

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