Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Steelback, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. Steelback

    Steelback New Member

    . Did you get any under the tree?
    . I think your balls are hanging too low.
    . Check out Rudolph's Honker!
    . Santa's sack is really bulging.
    . Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
    . From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
    . Can I interest you in some dark meat?
    . To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
     

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