Car Accidents- "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have." "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it." "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him." "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car." "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull." "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian." "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle." "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end." "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face." "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
"the guy who sold me this bike said the crack in the frame was totally safe and legal, officer" lmfao
