The three word story

Is touching himself

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With broccoli florets

 

While thinking of

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Two men with

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Bald heads and

 

Lube on their

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Fists and feathers

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spit or swallow

 

said the dentist

 

To his secretary

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Yet she gargled

 

And chaffing warts


Phil (Wide Load)

 

all around her

 

Quivering piss flaps

 

Which her g-string

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Has gone up

 

The back door

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and it stinks