The definition of Failtastic!

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Woody, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Failtastic -

    1.Someone that is so utterly stupid and performs a task or action that defy's all logic and show the world what a tw*t they really are

     
    Woody, Sep 17, 2012
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  2. gmercer1

    gmercer1 New Member

    Dime Bar!!!
     
    gmercer1, Sep 17, 2012
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  3. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    I'm surprised it took 2 minutes 22 seconds for him to hit the deck!!! I thought he was gonna hit one of those other two bikes right at the beginning.
     
    jaffa1963, Sep 17, 2012
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  4. tomo870

    tomo870 Tom VIP Member

    Poor bike :(
     
    tomo870, Sep 17, 2012
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  5. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    what a waste of spunk!
     
    johnnyrotten13, Sep 17, 2012
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  6. gmercer1

    gmercer1 New Member

    Yeah the one he nearly hit was an S1000rr as well!!
     
    gmercer1, Sep 17, 2012
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  7. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    no wonder he fell off. did you see them wimmin :puke:

    what was he trying to do btw [​IMG]

    is that like a rosette on it or something? i think he's just won it as a prize.
    what a waste of a bike giving it to a blurt like that - like giving a chimp a hand grenade :/

    he's obviously no idea how to ride lol
     
    Vvtr, Sep 17, 2012
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  8. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    kill himself i hope but he'd probably cock that up too
     
    johnnyrotten13, Sep 17, 2012
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  9. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    thats polish for you.
    i think he just passed the uk immigration test anyway :lol:
     
    Vvtr, Sep 17, 2012
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  10. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    what an absolute pillock......i wanted him to drop it just coz he was such a prat :doh:
     
    suzukisue, Sep 17, 2012
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  11. Happysv

    Happysv New Member

    Reminds me of Martin that on the a49 near McDonald's. Lol
     
    Happysv, Sep 17, 2012
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  12. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    :whistle:
     
    Vvtr, Sep 17, 2012
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  13. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Bellend and a half
     
    cbr1_mike, Sep 17, 2012
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  14. Fruit Bat

    Fruit Bat Chris VIP Member

    Complete bell end
     
    Fruit Bat, Sep 17, 2012
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  15. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    What a d*ck!
     
    Village-Idiot, Sep 17, 2012
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  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    double bell end ! he should stick to serving burgers in macdonalds or washing cars . tosser
     
    Dave, Sep 17, 2012
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  17. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    What a cock tbh I quite fancied it ending with him flying across the Carpark at warp 5 and hitting something hard

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    bikenutter, Sep 17, 2012
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  18. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    Yea or riding it into the petrol pump and being blown to Smithereens :flame:
     
    Village-Idiot, Sep 18, 2012
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