The creepiest/most perverted thing you've done

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  1. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    Jim27, Aug 7, 2010
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  2. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    :lol: I havn't seen my dick for years.....Let alone sucked it :banghead:

    :haha:
     
    Village-Idiot, Aug 7, 2010
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  3. Wonda

    Wonda New Member

    Couldnt read them all, but the ones i did were well funny :lol: :lol:
     
    Wonda, Aug 7, 2010
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  4. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    I read bits of this and some of it was quite interesting
     
    Chickenstrips, Aug 7, 2010
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  5. johnc21turbo

    johnc21turbo Toofless Wonder

    :thumbsup: Girls in tight jeans, love it :w00t: I knew they were just as dirty as men :boff:
     
    johnc21turbo, Aug 7, 2010
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  6. daveace22

    daveace22 New Member

    ah americans dont you just love em :clap:
     
    daveace22, Aug 7, 2010
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  7. crispybanksy

    crispybanksy New Member

    I have a confession..



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    I once owned two zzr 600
     
    crispybanksy, Aug 7, 2010
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  8. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    That's nothing. Definitely quote of the whole thread was "I guess the lesson here is: once you've sucked your own dick, life will never be the same. I've also fucked a microwaved tomato."
     
    Jim27, Aug 7, 2010
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  9. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    When I was 14 I shagged my uncle's cocker spaniel.

    Oops posted in wrong forum :eek:
     
    Chickenstrips, Aug 7, 2010
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  10. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    :puke: :haha: :wave:
     
    Village-Idiot, Aug 7, 2010
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  11. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    I've been reading this for about an hour now I think, some of them are so funny!
     
    Jazzi, Aug 8, 2010
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  12. kaos

    kaos Administrator VIP Member

    :plus:

    Love the one where he said he went to a motel for buttsecks with some girl because he was too scared to ask his g/f and he left his comp half way through and she read it! FAIL
     
    kaos, Aug 9, 2010
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  13. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Is shagging your mates mum whilst hes in bed creepy & perverted? If so I should add the story LMAO!! :p :D
     
    bikenutter, Aug 9, 2010
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  14. kaos

    kaos Administrator VIP Member

    Legend.
     
    kaos, Aug 9, 2010
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  15. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    I hope you put her back in her urn and that then back on the mantlepiece when you were done.

    Cheaper than talc, anyway...
     
    Jim27, Aug 10, 2010
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  16. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member


    :O :blink:
     
    Village-Idiot, Aug 10, 2010
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  17. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    :lol: :lol: She tought me a few things I was only 17 :shades:
     
    bikenutter, Aug 11, 2010
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