The Crapper Mapper

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Dave, Nov 16, 2013.

  1. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    No point in my doing this...i never go to the loo when i'm out ...;)
     
  2. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Nope... You're be able to name every bush/tree going lmao :D
     
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  3. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    6/10 for me -crap!
     
  4. Indi

    Indi New Member

    Agree @suzukisue would Only use a public loo if I was absolutely desperate & had no choice... Even then... It's 'hover' mode ..
    Did look at that quiz though.. And if you'll pardon the pun... Some of those were absolutely bogging!!...
     
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  5. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Indi have you never met Susie? She's at every loo/bush going :unsure: One of them that pulls up mid ride as she sees a bush she wants to christen whilst we're all waiting :rolleyes:
     
  6. Indi

    Indi New Member

    Nope.. Never met any of you... :red:
    Hate public loos, reason......
    I got locked in one once whilst away in Holland, I had nipped out on my own... So no one was waiting for me outside... I had no mobile phone ..The door handle was missing.. The lock got stuck, and there was no chance of climbing over or sliding under the door as there were only mm of space.. I hammered, shouted, kicked the door, wiggled the lock and actually cried after being in there for nearly 2 hours... Eventually someone came to use the loo and I got rescued... But the state of the toilets, married up with spending all that time trapped there..( You all know the ones I mean, where you try to hold your breath long enough to get in there, do what you gotta do and leave..). Haunts me still...
     
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  7. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    awww come on i'm not that bad :rolleyes: i have a small bladder and the bike makes me want to go..:p
     
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  8. Indi

    Indi New Member

    We have the distinct advantage here... Being female... No Prostate problems to'look forward to' :whistle:
     
  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    yes and no :( ....we can't just turn our back and pee up a tree ...its a cold bum and long grass where you don't want it..for us..:confused::arghh:
    i tell you i was out on a ride last year and ..8 of then just turned round and did a wee...all at the same time..:(..
     
  10. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    hey...this is my thread about shitting..take your piss flap talk else where please

    sue the bigs are from places around the world ..like the space station in Florida or a five star hotel in japan not the local morrisons in Leigh fuking Market GRRRRRRR
     
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  11. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Bossy big shit :devilish::devilish::devilish::devilish:...if us girls want to talk we WILL TALK !!!!!!!.
    i did it btw and got 4/10 lol ....
     
  12. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    t
    here you go..same score as me you know your shit really were will you be shitting at the NEC ? you cant hold those turds in your small frame from Sunday lunch till monday night .NO WAY JOSE
     
  13. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    I am not talking SHIT with you thank you very much ....but ffs do not even think of coming in the T shit from Scotland ..
    Or you will be sat on your own in the hotel ..cautious:
     
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  14. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    i now have a new T shirt for the NEC its similar to the scot one but has something to do with Triumph on it...thought i would keep that in this thread as its about SHIT too
     
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  15. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    its a good job i love you ...or i would deffo hate you..;)
     
  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    no fuka loves me :cry::cry::cry:
     
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  17. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    coz you talk about shit too much...;)
     
  18. wardy

    wardy New Member

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