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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by victor meldrew, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Anyone handy to liverpool 9 who can sort my pc before i throw the bastid out da window spent all week end on the fookin thing
     
  2. Allan Norman

    Allan Norman New Member

    im alright with computers, whats up with it?
     
  3. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Iany chance you could call round its a long winded issue ?
     
  4. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    TO MUCH PORN!
     
  5. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    If it was just that rob it would be ok but the bastid is doing my head in.Cant get onto google chrome it keep saying error and ive had to go onto explorer still at least im on after a fashion
     
  6. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Be easy fix that... I'll start with a hammer... if that fails i'd suggest fire..
     
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  7. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    Did you misread "insert disc here" as something else?
     
  8. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    Sounds like a virus, run an anti-virus scan, full PC clean.
     
  9. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    The way its doin my fookin head in its very close to beeing launched out the fookin window or beeing sexualy assaulted
     
  10. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    How do i do that mate ?
     
  11. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    What anti-virus do you have, AVG? Norton? Mccafe?

    In the bottom right of your screen were the date/time is there's a tool bar, with an arrow on the left click the arrow and a new box will apper find your anti-virus right click and either open or run full scan.
     
  12. Allan Norman

    Allan Norman New Member

    yeah, id start with a full virus scan, then id use a program called ccleaner, that could help, if it doesnt though, inbox me, i live in l9, drop me a message and ill pop round if need be
     
  13. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    HAMMMMER!!! TIME!!!!!!
     
  14. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I'm sorry I'm not being very helpful...
     
  15. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Windows defender from microsoft is a very good bit of software.
    Completely free, unobtrusive and actually works.
    I much prefer it to norton etc.
     
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  16. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    I'd start by checking for ejected body fluids around the space bar. Doubt he'd make the G button. Actually, I would just swap the key board to start with, save the fuss with rubber gloves handling his.
     
  17. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    Its fine i know what the problem is.......
    Computer says no!
     
  18. foxysbanana

    foxysbanana I am the resurrection and I am the light VIP Member

    Down load malware bytes its a free programe .down load and run scan .it will run with your anti virus
     
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  19. a_monkey_hint

    a_monkey_hint New Member

    I'd start by pressing the any key.
     
  20. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

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