woody you have a lot of fuckin issues! but i seriously doubt that any of them are to do with that lovely young lady of yours
Aye been a good run, apart from the little detour through Chesterfield and edge of Sheffield Sorry bout that. Should have trusted my instincts and gone left not right..lol
What Joe isn't telling you is that the Women in the green n white top was sporting a fine Camel Toe. Not saying it influenced the photo opportunity but it was some fine timing. I still say we should have grabbed a few poles and gone for some ride by jousting. 50 points per pushbike.
Excellent day out.met my mate John at my house and arrived at Lymm at 9.15am to find Grizzer waiting,not long after Joe and Stueo arrived made introductions and had coffee whilst we waited for another mate of mine Shaun to arrive not long after we realised that John had told Shaun to meet at 10.15 fortunately he only lived a mile away so John went off to fetch him whilst the rest of us agreed to modify Woody's route Lymm,C&F,Monyash,Bakewell.Chesterfield,Bamford.Ladybower.Glossop I took the lead for the first part of the journey,On route upto the C&f we were met by what seemed like 1000's of cyclists so it was slow going up to the C&F where we stopped for a ciggie from there we headed across to Monyash for a brew then onto Bakewell to sample Joe's Bakewell puddings If i'm honest it was ok but i wouldnt bother again we left Bakewell and Grisser took the lead ( i dont think anyone mentioned Sheffield lol ) back on track and we stopped for fuel at Bamford where i bumped into a couple of Scooter lads had a ciggie and chatted for a while then it was onto Ladybower,where i bumped into another couple of lads i know and got caught up chatting again (sorry guys i didnt realise how long i had been talking for ) set off to Glossop where Stueo peeled off and the rest of us headed to the M60 to make our way home thanks to all for making it a great day with great roads and most of all great company,
Here's the actual route we ended up taking if anyone wants to take a look. Ended it at Barton Bridge as we separated there to all head home. We still managed more than enough fag breaks to keep us unhealthy lot happy http://goo.gl/maps/0pTwS
Bike efficiency: 38 miles per gallon Human efficiency: 3.8 miles per fag Cat And Fiddle: 1000 fags per mile. Wearing Lycra.
I think we should start a smokers ride out section,when you ride with none smokers they never stop lol
