Stimulating bike ride NSFW

Discussion in 'Humour' started by wardy, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. wardy

    wardy New Member

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  2. LFCKEV

    LFCKEV Well-Known Member

    Ffs i'll learn one day not to click these links!
     
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  3. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    You do get a warning.

    Me - its just titillation for a bored hospital inmate :laugh:
     
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  4. wardy

    wardy New Member

    pmsl least it keeps you ticking by! :bookworm:
     
  5. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I'm in the process of coming off morphine...... I'm just looking up the scene in Trainspotting in the nightclub when Renton is explaining what coming off heroin does to you. It's totes relevant.
     
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  6. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    I told you need suppositories!!!
     
  7. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    Morphine had robbed Frogmella of her sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold in her sex-crazed mind. Her post-junk libido, fuelled by paracetamol and boredom, taunted her remorselessly with her own unsatisfied desire dot.....dot....dot....dot
     
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  8. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    And you're stuck in the OFOTCN unit...oh dear
     
  9. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I'm so glad I haven't yet come off morphine.....
     
  10. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    i hope this is a woman as i have just spend 10 minutes fapping... well 30 seconds fapping the other 9 minutes 30 cleaning up
     
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  11. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    Just don't hook it up to a motorbike..... Ow!
     
  12. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Her " lips" look like a beef burger bap !
     
  13. Rock Steady

    Rock Steady New Member

    you seriously hsve too much time on tyour hands
     
  14. azz66

    azz66 New Member

  15. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member


    How do u know its a woman winky ? Lol

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  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    You can't tell actually .....true. But I'd hate to think brad wiggins and the crew train like this
     
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  17. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member


    Lmfao

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  18. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    WARDY!!!!!!!! this is NWB not NWP...i'm going to have a word with your mum.:cool:
     
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  19. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    Keep them "cumming" Wardy!! Lol
     
  20. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Im just wondering why their pants are so wet at the bottom.... maybe they're REALLY enjoying the ride!
     

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