Steak and BJ Day

Discussion in 'Humour' started by simon179, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. simon179

    simon179 New Member

    Apparently today is Steak and BJ Day, the mens Valentines day...... Sounds good to me!

    Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

    The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.





    Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.

    Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/

    You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
    Which is why a new holiday has been created.
    March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
     
  2. Matty-S-182

    Matty-S-182 What Red Light?

    Sounds good, its a fair deal
     
  3. That sounds good.. not heard about that before.. Wonder if clintons do cards for it ;)
     
  4. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    anybody out there willing to make me a steak and chip tea and possibly give me a blow, if its a male i'l just close my eyes and think its somebody else :lmfao:
     
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  5. ROFL - if your that desperate.. I know a few blokes who would do it.. for free ;)
     
  6. simon179

    simon179 New Member

    Plenty of places in the northwest where the girls are soooooo classy they wud do more than suck your d*ck if you took them for a maccies never mind steak and chips! :lmfao:
     
  7. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    Told my wife about this very special day. She said I ain't even got a chance of getting the steak.
     
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  8. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    ive got a pot noodle :(
     
  9. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Ha ha just give me the blow job..........her cookin friggin awfull anyway
     
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  10. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    Bollocks.. Missed it. :(
     
  11. Andybon

    Andybon New Member

    Its no good for us singletons, :(
     
  12. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    Steak flavour?

    :)
     
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  13. better than blowjob flavour :)
     
  14. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    i take it you spit then :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
     
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  15. Bri Bohica Wright

    Bri Bohica Wright its pink,stroke it

    hahaha p*ss funny but tmi :lmfao:
     
  16. LOL- no, in for a penny, in for a pound :) You get used to the taste.
     
  17. nobbylad

    nobbylad New Member

    You should speak to my missus lol
     
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  18. ROFL :) :bleh:
     
  19. simon179

    simon179 New Member

    I had to sacrifice bike night for steak and bj day and well steak for a take away ..... i dont know if that was really a win for me of her.

    shes been told, next year plan is home from work, bj, steak, bike night, bj, sleep :)
     
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