Skinny people saying I cannot put on weight! 'Optional service charge' (eateries) No chocolate in Thailand No pies left in a pie shop Price of tyres Circular sunglasses Bowler hats Women with baggy armpits My grass growing too fast Sticking throttle!!!! Diesel on forecourt floors Wind My trampy misses The iron when self cleans without being pressed. Skirting boards Wrapping paper Birthday cards Christmas cards Cards in general Warm shops Parts prices being x2 + 20%
The triumph rider who couldnt filter cos of his HUGE panniers. So just sat blocking everyone else every few cars. Nob. The price of fuel. People who whinge like fuck about whatever government is in power, but never vote. People who moan about their job. But have been there for 20 years. People who say the uk is shit. But still live here. Sweetcorn. Cotton wool. Fucking purple cunt called barney.
Hmmm let's see .......... Toothpaste squeezed in the middle and cap left off, Bog doors with no locks so you have to do the contortionist shit to wedge it with your foot Cat that only eats fuckin Dreamies In-laws / family politics Where, were, we're, non, none, - how fuckin hard ???? The rate women go through bog-roll Empty boxes/cartons/packages left in the fridge/cupboards Bread wrapper being ripped open rather than untwisted Keys being placed in 'safe' places Wankers parking across two spaces Only being allowed 3 pieces of tomato on my cheese n tomato bap I before E except after C - again how hard ??? Change not being considered money when it's 'borrowed' My stuff (specifically tools, CDs, DVDs) being leant out My time being volunteered to do jobs I hate doing for myself Being referred to as grumpy
people who open a tub of margarine and don't peel the foil away and chuck it. Work colleagues who spill sugar on the counter and cant be arsed to tidy up after themselves. Standing on an upturned plug (or lego brick) in the middle of the night when getting up for a piss at 4AM Waking for a piss at 4AM Getting old Waking for a piss at 4AM 40's (people who do 40 in a 30 limit, 40 in a 40 limit, and 40 in a 60mph limit)
Bullshitter's (especially when you know the truth). Running late for work and needing a poo. Spending 5 minutes thinking can i make it to work or should i use my own bog? Regretting thinking you could make it to work. ppl hu tlk lyk dis. As already mentioned, christmas cards, i just dont see the point. Wiganers
Slip road numptys, 100 ft in front and 100 ft behind yet these dicks want the same piece of road my trucks on..
