I found this and could not help but laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZZCVpeBKIA&feature=player_embedded
loool when i was a kid we were playing in my mams garden and i chased a mate round the corner where i'd left a rake leaning up against the wall :whistle: didnt half go with a thump lol & came up in a big lump like an egg on his head - me mam twatted me for it! :lol: like sideshow bob lol!
just had my daughter rofling explaining the scotch broth prank.... get a tin of scotch broth, with the ring pull lid... gob the lot when no-ones looking and spit it out over someones car bonnet / table or summat. wait for the effect. appologise profusely, scoop it into a pile & eat it back up lol. watch how many people chuck up lol works every time!!! shes thinking of doing it at a pizza place that chucked her & her friends out the other week! not the re-eating bit but waiting til a crowd of people are about to go in then (pretend) throwing up on the doorstep - see how many customers they get lol - who wants to step over a pile of spew to go in a restaraunt lol!