Paddy and Mick

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,
Looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of
This flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag,
Loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
Measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
Need the height and she gives us the length.'